Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.