Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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