Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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