I just made out with a guy for $7.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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