a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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