Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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I think a kid would responsible me up
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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