My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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