There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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