i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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