We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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