I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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