So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
