i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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