What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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