Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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