once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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