he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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