: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
