I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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