hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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