how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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