I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Pants are for mortals
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