One girl and one boy is just not enough.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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