Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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