need another drink. this is the easiest way
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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