Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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