Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I just want to make out with him forever
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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