even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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