he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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