Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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