Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm both gender and math confused
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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