Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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