I don't think brook has ever known best
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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