Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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