did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Is it penis luge time yet?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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