so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
This is my gift to your gina
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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