The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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