Where did you get a picture of my penis
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
