Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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