what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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