I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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