So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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