i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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