Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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