The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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