Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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