i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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