I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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