Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Randomize
