I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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