i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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