I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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