so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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