This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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