Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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