I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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