i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
