I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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